Your name is DAVE STRIDER.

You are NINETEEN YEARS OLD, have beaten THE GAME,

and you are ALONE.

As a SIDE NOTE, it might be safe to add that you will FLIP OUT at the slightest push.

22nd August 2012

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Tagged: i miss when i actually did stuff on this accountrolls aroundooc

21st August 2012

Question

Anonymous said: OBEY: go seduce someone.

anon i dont even talk to anyone

Tagged: anonymous

20th August 2012

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M!Anons? Creepy!Anons? Curious!Anons? Whatever. Come at me.

Source: codename-noir

20th August 2012

Question

Anonymous said: you look like you need a haircut mister. *scissor attack*

no

Tagged: anonymous

20th August 2012

Question

Anonymous said: THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW

Tagged: anonymous

20th August 2012

Question

Anonymous said: tell me one fact about yourself

the carpet matches the drapes

Tagged: anonymous

20th August 2012

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HEADCANONS

askthedrunkproxy:

Send me a headcanon in my ask box. I might make it canon.

19th August 2012

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theoldestkidyouwillknow:

straightupegbert:

hitlersroommate:

Bro (Motherfucking) Strider…

HE MAKES MY KOKORO DOKI ALL OVER ITSELF.

omg he winked at me AT ME

woah damn

Source: hitlersroommate

19th August 2012

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Put the word ‘Obey:’ next to a command in my ask box and I have to do it.

ask-crystall:

13daysuntilforever:

the-travelers-scarf:

i’m gonna do this one ALL day so go crazy

Source: askcaptainsteverogers

19th August 2012

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For the next 24 hours I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

cain-the-one-eyed-wonder:

hidden-in-shadow:

I doubt I’ll get any.

((IC OR OOC))

Source: codeine-codeine